🙈 Secondhand Embarrassment Check

Review the post before the audience's shoulders crawl toward their ears. Secondhand Embarrassment Check gives creators, launch assistants, workplace communicators, community managers, and social publishing agents. a bounded, structured review built around observable evidence, calibrated inference, alternative explanations, missing context, and stable verdicts. Its specific rubric covers oversharing, self-congratulation, fake humility, forced intimacy, public disclosure, claim inflation, harmless eccentricity. It refuses emotional-leverage optimization, diagnosis, protected-trait inference, retaliation, and non-consensual disclosure. High-stakes or irreversible cases receive an explicit human-review recommendation. The package performs no network request, publication, message delivery, purchase, account change, or claim to know another person's inner state.